I can’t help but write about today’s current events there are so many interesting and juicy topics in the mainstream media circle, so let’s get started.

First, the Idiots:

O.J Simpson

There is really nothing I can say about O.J. Does anybody really care? Apparently, he is all over the news with alleged armed robbery charges – holding some memorabilia dealers at gun point accusing them of stealing his “s***” . All I can say is that Karma’s a bitch and I hope he rots in jail so we don’t have to see his ugly sociopath face all over the news again.

Barry Manilow

Barry refused to appear in a scheduled interview on the popular morning show “The View” because he did not want to sit on the same stage with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, a self-proclaimed conservative sister-in-law of Matt Hasselbeck – starting quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks. Barry is a close friend to Rosie O’ Donnell. Both play together in very far leftfield. Is it me, or are all extreme liberals cowards, especially the washed up singers who sucked even in their prime? By the way, I think it is a genius marketing ploy by Manilow. Not.

Isiah Thomas

Thomas is in the middle of a sexual assault case with a former Knick executive, Browne Sanders. Apparently he thinks it is okay for a black man to call a black woman a “bitch” and a “ho”. But if a white man said it, that would be offensive. Sounds like he and Don Imus have a lot in common, except Imus is out of work and Thomas still has a job and apparently doesn’t care if white season ticket holders cancel or don’t buy. What is James Dolan thinking?

Sally Fields

Sally accepted an award at the Emmy’s. Part of her acceptance speech went like this: “If mothers ruled the world there would be no God D*** wars in the first place.” What does this say about Sally?

50 Cent

Well, it looks like we will be missing out on one of Hip Hops biggest and brightest stars who vowed to retire if fellow Artist Kanye West sold more albums than him. Both albums were released the same day September the 11th –“Graduation leads with 781,000 copies sold over the 603,000 moved by 50 Cent’s Curtis, according to projections” I have a feeling this won’t stick. If I were to buy an album it would be Kanye’s.

The New England Patriots and Bill Belichick um CHEATERS!!!!!!

The Patriots have been caught red handed using video assistant Matt Estrella to record defensive signals by the New York Jets coaching staff. The Patriots have been known to sign players who have been cut from other teams, hire them to play for the Patriots, and then cut them after the New England coaching staff have suckered them out of all the useful information about their previous employers. Tom Brady isn’t the only ladies man in the New England Organization, Bill has been accused of being the significant other in a New Jersey divorce case, so he obviously condones cheating……Speaking of bastards, is Tom Brady still acting out the deadbeat dad role or am I getting him confused with “Norbit” GO COWBOYS !!!!!!!

Perez Hilton

Aside from this chump’s alter ego I just can’t stand this flamboyant gossip blogger who gets way too much credit for a (guy/girl/thing) with the intellectual ability of a goldfish and only has the capacity and substance to write about things that are the equivalent of Michael Vick’s diarrhea.

And now, for the Champs:

The Dallas Cowboys

The Cowboys signed Tank Johnson to a two year deal. I think this is a great move for the Cowboys. It makes them deeper and will help the defense out tremendously, especially since Ferguson is out with injuries. Tank is known to be some what problematic. He is on probation for gun charges (no permits) and he violated probation. The Bears cut him. Tank is suspended for the next 8 games with the Cowboys and will make his debut in November. I am sure there are a lot of Cowboy cry babies out there who think this is a bad move. Well, I am here to tell you IT’S NOT ….. Really what do the Cowboys have to lose?

Brad Pitt

“The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” starring Brad Pitt comes to theaters September 21st watched the trailer. Looking forward to the movie.

5 responses to “This Week’s Idiots and Champs”

  1. Two comments:

    1. Tank Johnson is a much needed player for the Cowboys, and I look forward to seeing him in uniform this November.

    2. Perez Hilton has officially predicted that Fidel Castro is, in fact, already dead. He says that this fact has been covered up by the government. I find that possibility intriguing. How long exactly can you keep a dead person alive before someone finds out? Guess we should ask Elvis’ people!

  2. really? You’re all over Bill Belichick for being a cheater and Tom Brady for having a kid off the field, but you praise Tank Johnson for his ability to control the point of attack and gloss over his off the field issues?

    Interestingly enough this post seems like something perez hilton might write…

  3. Yeah… I’d have to agree to a bit of a double standard there, except that we all probably fall under the category of making exceptions when it benefits us. I know I have/do.

    I personally don’t care about the Patriots supposed indiscretions. Tape it, don’t tape it. I don’t care. Penalize him, don’t penalize him, I don’t care.

    Guess it’s my lack of coaching experience, but I think even a well prepared defense/offense has to execute. There’s still human error, ability, and discernment.

    But really, I just don’t care.

  4. I have to say the relevance of the post is not a matter of importance to the average person. The original title to the post was “Oh the world we live in”, emphasizing the negativity in our society reflected by the media and the irresponsibility of the very people that at one point are still a reflection of what we as Americans are. Are we a diminished society living in a world of acceptance to lower standards, morals, and beliefs?
    If mothers really ruled the world, would there really be no wars?

    Should OJ really have been able to play golf every day for the past 12 years in Florida?

    Is it really cool for a president of operations and coach of one of America’s most beloved basketball teams to say inappropriate things to a successful woman in his organization?

    Is cheating condoned by a coach on a professional football team who has won Super Bowls really ok?

    All the people in the idiot sections are all over the major news channels: ESPN, FOX, MSNBC, CNN – channels I think most of us get our information from. The post is merely my opinion and I think most of our opinions about each individual. Far different than the insignificant and at times unfounded, slimy posts that Perez Hilton writes. Perez Hilton is a celebrity gossip blogger. GOSSIP being the key word. He mostly writes about people who are insignificant to most of us and who rarely make the above networks. Far different from the facts that I was simply stating about each of the “idiots” who are currently being covered by the entire major networks and not E.

    I have a feeling that a portion of the readers of Culture Feast are intelligent and probably work in a capacity that involves, blogging, copywriting, search engine optimization, web marketing or are just passionate about writing. If I was one of those people, I would find my self irritated by a guy like Perez Hilton who in a sense cheapens the art, skill, and creativeness that goes into it. Perez Hilton is probably banking too.

    The difference between Tank Johnson’s gun case which I did say this “Tank is known to be somewhat problematic. He is on probation for gun charges (no permits) and he violated probation.” Again stating the known facts – the difference in why I don’t think it is a double standard is Tank’s stupidity is old news and therefore irrelevant to the post. New England and Bill are right now – the past 2 weeks. Hence the phrase, “write about today’s current events”, at the beginning of the post. Remember the Dallas Cowboys were stated as the champs in the post not Tank Johnson. I still think he could be an idiot an idiot who can play nose tackle for my team, and The Dallas Cowboys got him cheap. That’s what you call turning a past negative into a present positive. Maybe New England, Bill, and Tom Brady’s kid will have the same outcome in a couple of months.

    “idiot
    c.1300, “person so mentally deficient as to be incapable of ordinary reasoning,” from O.Fr. idiote “uneducated or ignorant person,” from L. idiota “ordinary person, layman,” in L.L. “uneducated or ignorant person,” from Gk. idiotes “layman, person lacking professional skill,” lit. “private person,” used patronizingly for “ignorant person,” from idios “one’s own” (see idiom).”

  5. hmm, yes that was really long and for all that effort you at least deserve a reply. however, the only part I care about is the football. In large part, calling calling Bill Belichick a ‘cheating bastard’ and making a huge deal about taping play signals is over reaction by media looking for a story and fans looking for a reason to hate a sucessful franchise. You’re lying to yourself if you think that every team in the NFL isn’t breaking some rule somewhere in search of an edge. Trying to steal signals, snap counts, and anything else you can pick up happens every week – in high school football. And I’ve never known a coach not to get everything they can out a new player that transfers from one middle school to another. At least the washed up NFL player gets paid for his time after good ol Bill cuts them.

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