I’m sitting at Panera Bread with Nathan Holman, wondering how to best help him find the right woman. Well, maybe I’m not so concerned about the right woman as he is. I just wanted to see if I could play a part in it. So I brainstormed (yes, this is what I do with my spare minutes), and came up with a killer idea.
Pick-Up lines are so last decade. It’s time for the pick-up line to step into the 21st Century. So here’s the plan:
Step 1: Pick out the woman in a cafe (take your time: find one suitable to your tastes)
Step 2: Make sure she’s not wearing a ring (that’s always a mood killer)
Step 3: Get your camera phone ready for a picture
Step 4: Plan your route to the restroom strategically for at least two strafing runs
Step 5: Take her picture
Step 6: Return to your laptop
Step 7: Write a blog about the most beautiful woman sitting in your cafe, how you asked her out on a date, she said yes, and they both lived happily ever after (the details here can be your own)
Step 8: Add the picture you took
Step 9: Post the blog with her photo
Step 10: Pick up your laptop
Step 11: Carry it over to her table
Step 12: Set it down gently in front of her
Step 13: Calmly take your seat across the table
Step 14: Smoothly swivel your laptop to face her
Step 15: Say to her, “Hi, I’m ____. I was wondering if you could make this come true”
Step 16: Get her number
See how easy that was?!?!?!? You stud, you. Rinse and repeat.
******Emergency Step 17***********
If she happens to look horrified that you took her picture without her consent and she makes a move to call the police to grab a random blunt object from her purse, grab your computer and run like hell!