Month: March 2007

  • The Perfect Pick-Up Line 2.0

    I’m sitting at Panera Bread with Nathan Holman, wondering how to best help him find the right woman. Well, maybe I’m not so concerned about the right woman as he is. I just wanted to see if I could play a part in it. So I brainstormed (yes, this is what I do with my spare minutes), and came up with a killer idea.

    Pick-Up lines are so last decade. It’s time for the pick-up line to step into the 21st Century. So here’s the plan:

    Step 1: Pick out the woman in a cafe (take your time: find one suitable to your tastes)

    Step 2: Make sure she’s not wearing a ring (that’s always a mood killer)

    Step 3: Get your camera phone ready for a picture

    Step 4: Plan your route to the restroom strategically for at least two strafing runs

    Step 5: Take her picture

    Step 6: Return to your laptop

    Step 7: Write a blog about the most beautiful woman sitting in your cafe, how you asked her out on a date, she said yes, and they both lived happily ever after (the details here can be your own)

    Step 8: Add the picture you took

    Step 9: Post the blog with her photo

    Step 10: Pick up your laptop

    Step 11: Carry it over to her table

    Step 12: Set it down gently in front of her

    Step 13: Calmly take your seat across the table

    Step 14: Smoothly swivel your laptop to face her

    Step 15: Say to her, “Hi, I’m ____. I was wondering if you could make this come true”

    Step 16: Get her number

    See how easy that was?!?!?!? You stud, you. Rinse and repeat.

    ******Emergency Step 17***********

    If she happens to look horrified that you took her picture without her consent and she makes a move to call the police to grab a random blunt object from her purse, grab your computer and run like hell!


  • Christianity Today Faces Problems Not Addressed in the Bible

    A lot of people, even those considering themselves to be faithful Christians, find the Bible difficult to read. Not only are the stories not presented in chronological order, but they are written to address problems of 2,000 to 4,000 years ago. It’s fair to say that a little has changed since then.

    Someone correct me if I’m wrong (as unlikely as that is), but it appears to me that the most drastic change affecting our perspective and approach to Christianity is Christendom. For those of you wondering what the heck Christendom is, it’s defined as

    Traditionally, the part of the world traditionally dominated by Christianity: most of Europe, Australasia and the Americas, plus parts of the Third World (thanks to http://www.csa.com/hottopics/religion/gloss.php).”

    So when we speak of Christendom, we’re referring to world as influenced by Christianity. What I meant by calling Christendom the largest difference is this: we face a unique set of challenges, questions, doubts, resentments, and teachings which we must overcome that the pre-Christ world and early church had no way of predicting. No one who wrote or influenced the writing of Scripture had to deal with Baptist doctrine, Presbyterian doctrine, Methodist doctrine, Charismatic doctrine, etc. None of them grew up in a country claiming to be Christian. They grew up in a country claiming to be God’s chosen nation, which is somewhat similar, but they didn’t have the same Gospel message or road to salvation to deal with.

    Pick twenty people off the streets in the United States and ask them what it means to be or become a Christian. On some level, you will hear twenty different answers.

    My point is this: when a message has been around for 2,000 years, people are bound to screw up the details. That’s just how it is. Back when the New Testament was being written, people were being introduced to what they considered a “completely new religion”, even though it was only the planned transformation of Judaism. They didn’t grow up with Jesus being so common that they used the name while swearing without even realizing that they were mentioning deity. It just didn’t happen.

    In today’s culture, Christianity is so “obvious” that most people assume they’re a part of it without even knowing what it is. Even those of us who think we know at least the fundamental ins and outs still have to deal with our stupid self-improvement culture that looks for the 7 Steps to a Fulfilling Life or the Top 10 Ways to Be a Good Christian. The Bible wasn’t written like that (yes, I realize that there were a Top 10 of sorts when it came to commandments). It was written to people who didn’t live based on the fundamentals of marketing and self-improvement. When they were told that Christianity is about relationship with God, they understood it on a level most of us have yet to fathom. For us, we tend to skip over that relationship stuff and look for a list of things to do to check off. We tend to believe that if we’ll say a prayer, tithe, read our Bible, pray over meals, avoid X-rated material, be faithful to our spouses, and avoid hurting other people as much as possible, that we’ve done our duty.

    Someone has to address this crucial misunderstanding to the masses. It’s not enough that pockets of people are getting close to God at some churches. We live in a country of 300 million people who need to understand that God is not who the televangelists say He is. They need to know that God is not after their money (though He will require us to give it). They need to know that just because some old white haired guys and purple haired ladies with too much makeup get up on fancy stages on television and act like buffoons doesn’t mean that Christianity is a ruse.

    And most of all, they need to know that it’s okay to throw out the rulebook and start from scratch… that God won’t be offended if they approach him with sincerity, even if they come with STDs, guilt, shame, depression, anger, lust, addictions, fears, doubts, or any other problem. People need to know He will accept them. They need to know it like they need to know that a real human being will accept them with all they’ve got going on inside and outside.

    They need to know. It’s not fun to stop our ranting and raving about the coolest gadgets or websites or whatever drives us nuts. But there’s more to life than going to a Billy Graham crusade and working like a dog for the rest of your life. There’s more, and it’s my hope that we’ll cover more of this in the months ahead. I won’t burden you too often, since I know we all need to take in important truth in small doses until we grow accustomed to it. But we’ll take this journey together, throwing American religious traditions out the window and approaching God with fresh eyes and as few preconceived notions as we can manage.


  • Is Virb the Best Social Networking Site Since MySpace?

    If you haven’t toyed around at Virb.com yet, it’s time you do. I just joined Virb at the recommendation of Nathan Holman, my SEO/Panera/Starbucks/stupid movie buddy. I give him the credit for finding it (God only knows how he comes across his information), but it’s my turn to popularize it.

    Nathan added a link to Virb in a CultureFeast comment the other day. I refused to click the link for a solid 24 hours, quoting such reasons as “I’m sick and tired of reading about new sites in the 30 blogs I read daily.” I mean, hey, that’s a valid excuse, right? Everyone wants to be on the first wave of comments about Twitter, Virb, MyBlogLog, Joost, Freebase, Urbis, Muvas, NeoWorx, Scroogle, and a hundred other sites. I’m sick of hearing about them, honestly. Sure, I check them out, ’cause there’s always the fear that I’ll miss out on the next best thing if I don’t. But most of them turn into sites I never visit more than once a month.

    Virb is different, though. Trust me. I should know. At one time or another, I’ve been a member of Xanga (not anymore, I promise), MySpace, Hyyves, Orkut, Hi5, MyPraize, Friendster, Facebook, Muvas, and five other even more obscure communities. I know of which I speak when I say that upon first click and view, Virb popped out at me and said, “Hey, YOU! I’m a bada$$ site!!! Join me or suck!” To which I had no decent reply except to join.

    Words really won’t do. Stop by and visit the site. Just look at the clean styling of the site. Notice that some of the bands have entire albums available for your listening pleasure (and you can post multiple songs to play on your profile page). In the style department, it is everything MySpace has failed to be.

    If you decide to join, which I can’t see why you wouldn’t (unless you’re still deceived into believing that you’re too cool for social networking sites), drop by my page and say hi. Hey, send me a friend invite, even! You can find me at Virb.com/DanielthePoet.

    And if you happen to notice some things that Virb lacks which Big Brother MySpace is actually good at, let me know here.


  • American Idol Mucking Up TV Programming

    Okay, by now, everyone on the face of God’s green earth has auditioned for one season of American Idol or another. Enough! Please!!! This stupid show is wrecking my programming schedule. They keep flopping shows around each week, playing reruns, and generally pissing me off.

    Tuesday used to be one of my favorite days for prime time television. I would watch NCIS on CBS at 7pm and then House MD on Fox at 8. But stupid American Idol has to take up two freakin’ hours to show us that most of these singers are karaoke champs at best.

    Don’t get me wrong… I watched the first three weeks of psychos and screw ups. But the fun is over, and the sub-par talent has taken over. I can’t stand it.

    Thankfully, Wednesday evenings just became my favorite evenings for prime time tv. Now I can switch from Bones to Crossing Jordan to LOST in one fell swoop. Heroes appears to have disappeard (did the season end when I wasn’t paying attention?), but I can deal with that as long as I get one or two days a week of my favorite shows. Grey’s Anatomy still rocks Thursday, and I’m waiting to see on Friday if Raines will be a hit. I’m a HUGE Jeff Goldblum fan. The kind of wit I like comes from guys like Goldblum, John Cusak, and Robert Downey Jr. They rock.

    March Madness is in full swing, so we’re going to miss NUMB3RS for at least one week.

    Am I the only one irritated by the total prime time domination of American Idol?


  • Texas Represents at March Madness

    Texas represents big time in this year’s NCAA Men’s College Basketball Tournament. Five Texas teams will enter the Division One Tournament this week. Let’s take a quick look:

    Texas A&M CC – As the second biggest underdogs in the Midwest bracket, the 26-6 Corpus Christi Islanders will take on #2 Wisconsin. I’ve never heard of the Islanders, but I have seen pictures of their campus (it looks like a paradise under Texas standards). They’re obviously a long shot, but we’re gonna wish them the best and hope they get to play UNLV or Georgia Tech in Round 2.

    North Texas – This is one of the teams that I want most to win. They’re playing an extremely talented Memphis in Round One, so it will take a near miracle for them to pull it off. For those of you who don’t know, I spent an entire summer working on the football stadium at North Texas. We replaced every stinkin’ bleacher in the stadium, waterproofed all the concrete steps in the stands, and patched concrete cracks underneath the bowl where the concession stands are located. It was a miserable summer in some respects, but I put my mark on the campus and I want to see them win.

    Texas Tech – The Red Raiders have a fair chance to defeat Boston College in Round One. If they do manage to pull through, they’ll face a difficult Georgetown team in Round 2. But wouldn’t it be cool to see them make it to face Texas for the East? Yeah, but let’s not start sippin’ the tequila just yet.

    Texas – The UT Longhorns have a really good chance to make it to the Sweet 16. There they will have to defeat North Carolina or Michigan State in order to face Georgetown, Texas Tech, or Washington State in the Elite 8. I don’t know how good this freshman is that everyone’s cooing over. I’ve only seen him play in two games. His legs look like toothpicks out there on the court. But he’s apparently one of the best, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

    Texas A&M – The highest ranked Texas team in the tournament, the Aggies should have an easy first round against Penn. Louisville could play a close game in Round 2, but they won’t likely face a major challenge until the Sweet 16 against Memphis. Of course, if they were to make it to the Elite 8, they’ll likely face the best team in the country, Ohio State. So we’ll keep our fingers crossed for the Aggs.

    Another team I’d like to recognize is this year’s tournament is Tulsa team, ORU. The Oral Roberts Golden Eagles have a tough first round with Washington State. This is a small private school that usually makes it to the NIT, but rarely to the big dance. I’m rooting for ORU all the way.


  • Moon Over Addison Rocks with Affordable Wi-Fi

    While there are more free wi-fi access points in Addison than most cities, I’ve found that you are still likely to find huge gaps that don’t. Have no fear. You can still get unlimited wi-fi access throughout Addison for a better price than T-Mobile, Sprint, or Verizon.

    MoonOverAddison.com offers unlimited wi-fi access throughout the city for $16.95 per month, $9.95 per day, or $5.95 per hour. If I were spending more than half an hour online, I would have paid the fees. As it stands, though, I’m typing this blog in Word and will post it when I get back home (or Panera Bread). I had the wi-fi access on my smartphone once upon a time, but it was too expensive and I didn’t use it very often (I really don’t care to view the Internet from a 2” wide screen).

    I just thought it was cool that there is a city-wide solution to Internet access. Addison is the coolest city around by far. All the coolest restaurants are nearby. They have plenty of coffee shops, cafes, and bars. It’s the business Mecca of DFW. The Galleria Shopping Mall is nearby. Addison has free movie and concert nights during the summer. And to top it all off, they have their own wi-fi network. If more cities put this much thought into their identities, we’d have a much cooler metroplex.


  • The Perfectly Sized Couple

    According to a recent article in The Independent, the ideal female body shape can be best represented by Naomi Campbell. Some researchers from Poland studied the body types of beauty contestants and compared them with other women to discern what body part sizes are considered most attractive. They looked at bust to height, thigh to height, and waist to hip ratios to help determine what the ideal attractive person would look like.

    A little surprising that they chose Naomi Campbell, since she hasn’t been the most popular fashion model in the last few years. I didn’t know that models were really so different that she would be singled out. Bale’s an obvious choice, though. As long as you can keep images of American Psycho out of your mind, you should be able to see why he’s tops (sorry Brad).


  • Your View of MySpace Proves Your Age

    In a blog last month about Generation Y and Blogging, Des Walsh shows his age when he writes about MySpace. First off, in an ad:tech session led by a panel of teenagers, he writes, “one of the most striking pieces of information was that these young people spend a lot of time on MySpace and that is kind of their default ‘location’ online.”

    This is surprising? Seriously? I mean, I’m no teenager, but this is still common knowledge. Walsh is showing that despite his finger on the pulse of the professional blogging community, he really has no clue about who is leading the future of technology. The question is ultimately, “what sells?” The answer is based on teenagers. Teenagers are the top consumers in today’s absent-parent culture.

    What good does it do to be a professional blogger if you have to go to a conference to learn that teenagers use MySpace? It is the most popular site for teenagers without exception. It is their homepage, their email, their blog, their calendar, their photo book, their chat room, their forum, their mp3 player, their games system, their video player…

    Joke all you want about MySpace being for kids. I know plenty of adults who are too proud to join because of their misguided judgments. Not that everyone should join MySpace. No way. I can barely stand it due to the inappropriate advertising by True.com. I’ve already canceled my MySpace account once, only to return despite the advertising because it’s still simply the best way to connect with other people. I don’t care what purposeweb says, Facebook is not the future of social media and could never be unless it receives a total faceLIFT.

    Sure, the older you are, the less you may find a reason to use MySpace. I can give you that without laughing at you. Something about being young gives you endless amounts of things to say and the burning desire to communicate all of them with the world. There’s just something appealing to teenagers about having 300+ friends (most of whom you cannot possibly communicate with and still have time to sleep) whom you can flaunt like popularity badges.

    I get it. A reasonable adult may look at MySpace and think, this is a waste of my time. I can respect that. Were I not addicted to my own computer and Internet access, I would wholeheartedly agree. There are plenty of things to do with your life that do not revolve around MySpace. If you are content living apart from MySpace, however, I will ask one special resquest of you: don’t show your age by talking about it. 😉


  • Urbis: Calling All Writers

    There are two totally hip communities for writers which have sprung out of MySpace communities: Urbis and WritersCafe. I’m a member of both, but I spend more time on Urbis. Writer’sCafe has done what every good community should do: they created buttons for members to post on their blogs/websites that both advertise the site and link back. Lots of people like to boast or show off their memberships like gold stars.

    Visit Urbis.com and you’ll see what I mean. The participation concept is brilliant. You earn credits for every time you write a review of someone else’s writing. You can post your own writings as well, but you can’t view reviews of your work without spending some of your credits. Everyone wants feedback, and this encourages writers to consistently review others in order to earn the feedback they want.

    There is still room for improvement on the site. In order to keep visitors longer, the site will have to eventually incorporate additional community features. That’s okay. It’s a relatively new community.

    Check it out today. Tell when you post your own writings and I’ll review them for you.